Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	6870	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5659

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magic Items Found:	2172	Potions Brewed:	70
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3388	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	79
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4509	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4959

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	3575
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	New Chunks Explored:	27141
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.