Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	195	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	8200
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	383
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	1111
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	3240
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3130	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Ores Mined:	3615
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Divine Spears Created:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	141	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.