Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Void Armor Forged:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9421
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1251
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	100403
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	182	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3624	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4662	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	112
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1492	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	285	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.