Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6727	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	799	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	257540
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6791

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Animals Bred:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Items Found:	1384	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	170
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.