Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6970	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crops Grown:	3461
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Farms Harvested:	127
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	179
Dragon Eggs Found:	1551	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.