Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mines Excavated: 3827
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 288 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 138 New Chunks Explored: 457536
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8739

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3216

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5093 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1174 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Animals Bred: 90 Star Shards Collected: 295
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Runes Activated: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Emeralds Found: 8744
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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