Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6661	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8933
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6561	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1250
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7626	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.