Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Emeralds Found:	2565	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	368787
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	427084	Enchantments Applied:	67
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Crops Grown:	5330	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	524
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	137

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	198	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.