Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	3771	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	2612
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	221	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Emeralds Found:	6515	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mines Excavated:	4484	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	197
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	200	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.