Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	8860
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	166	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	129
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	248
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Emeralds Found:	4667
Zombie Dances:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9212	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4334
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Void Armor Forged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2794
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ores Mined:	2669	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	702
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.