Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	369388
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Farms Harvested:	883
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5695	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Potions Brewed:	80

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4339	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Dragons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Emeralds Found:	2108	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.