Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ores Mined:	3019
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.