Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4096

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Towns Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	208
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4978	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3698
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.