Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mines Excavated:	4394	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Farms Harvested:	803	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7442
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Enchantments Applied:	298
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Emeralds Found:	9353
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	110
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5182
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!