Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Farms Harvested:	562	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	469552
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5443	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Emeralds Found:	6757	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2710
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	1548	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.