Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Crops Grown:	1130	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5691
Enchantments Applied:	118	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Towns Built:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4114	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1128	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	537777
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7847	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimension Hops:	5
Ores Mined:	5583	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.