Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	137
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	2081
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3626
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	122
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2342	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Items Found:	7828
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	2894	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	9123
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	2272
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.