Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	156

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dimension Hops:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Animals Bred:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4276
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	301
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8911
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Magic Items Found:	6134
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Star Shards Collected:	223
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	136	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.