Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	182	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	3657	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	198

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7498	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Star Shards Collected:	211

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	44

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	6739	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.