Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	890	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7295	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Potions Brewed:	182
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	441
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Love Letters Sent:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Chaktet

Pixelmon

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Runes Activated:	7
Towns Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	1299
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	132
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3566	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	8271
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ores Mined:	6638
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Animals Bred:	170	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BumbleCraft

Survival

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.