Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	605	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Potions Brewed:	84	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Potions Brewed:	104
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2541	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	108
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.