Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3602	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7623
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6960
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Towns Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6216
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5490
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.