Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	780	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mines Excavated:	2893
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2459
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	984	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	87	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	154	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Magic Items Found:	6669	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Towns Built:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.