Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	1899
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	546

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5363	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	7229
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Mines Excavated:	4899	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	196
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	710	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.