Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ores Mined:	8225	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Farms Harvested:	555

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ores Mined:	2346
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Animals Bred:	68
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	200
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Emeralds Found:	5446	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1487
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1832
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.