Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	189	Buildings Constructed:	43
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8516
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Potions Brewed:	122	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1034	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magic Items Found:	6174	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1487	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Animals Bred:	143
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mines Excavated:	2202
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.