Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Potions Brewed:	161	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3505	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	685550	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2181	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6520
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Void Gems Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	4269	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mines Excavated:	3293
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.