Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4839
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	113	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Villages Defended:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	New Chunks Explored:	312472

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	596

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.