Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Potions Brewed: 30 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MyHEROES

    MyHEROES

    Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 65 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The Shack

    The Shack

    Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SurvivalVerse

    SurvivalVerse

    Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • AndromedaPVP – Network

    AndromedaPVP – Network

    Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla

    Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    MC Eternal by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: eternal.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 392
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Datblock

    Datblock

    A Minecraft server with new experiences and the latest content in Minecraft. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Potions Brewed: 89
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Chunky Monkey

    Chunky Monkey

    We are ChunkyMonkey! A SMP server with a global economy, custom god items, McMMO and much more! This server is geared towards survival with ton of fun expansions! We’re heavily focused on the economy, bringing you a unique experience with the ability to turn almost every item into cash! You can also buy almost every item in the game, plus god items like a fortune 6 pickaxe! Sell almost every block for cash! Everything has a buy and sell value! Grind your favorite aspect of the game and easily turn your surplus of items into useful cash! Players love being able to turn their hard earned crops or spawner loot into building blocks or rank upgrades This server also provides a FREE ranking system available in the shop GUI!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Emeralds Found: 8396
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GamesLabs network

    GamesLabs network

    The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Countries & Nations MC

    Countries & Nations MC

    CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc  Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Clovercraft

    Clovercraft

    Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CzechBox

    CzechBox

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Mines Excavated: 4063
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Zero-Bit

    Zero-Bit

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7778 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2

    The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Avalon

    Avalon

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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