Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	New Chunks Explored:	129950
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Ores Mined:	4988	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	New Chunks Explored:	615853

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.