Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	321	Mines Excavated:	1359
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3505	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	198
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Buildings Constructed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	190	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Star Shards Collected:	149	Alien Abductions:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5138	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	7238	Buildings Constructed:	9
Animals Bred:	197	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	1114	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	5618	Farms Harvested:	372
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	122	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	199
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.