Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8305	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6023
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1262
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2202
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!