Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	8203	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	9718	Mines Excavated:	4801
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	92
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Farms Harvested:	865
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	647	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	8810

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	5924	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	623419	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.