Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	551	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4999

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3981	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	142	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crops Grown:	5273	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!