Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	52	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Villages Defended:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Crops Grown:	3589	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9953
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!