Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Towns Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6517

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	9878
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1148	Star Shards Collected:	73
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	144
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.