Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5184	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	990	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3865	Buildings Constructed:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1317
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchantments Applied:	288	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.