Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	221

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Emeralds Found:	2148

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9438	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	3097	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	242	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Farms Harvested:	118	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.