Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2261	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Farms Harvested:	106

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Void Gems Collected:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9121	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Animals Bred:	164	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	687	Dragon Eggs Found:	2990

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!