Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3164	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5629
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8434	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	236	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1001
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	247

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	432	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	3471	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	225	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.