Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Emeralds Found:	4023

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7975

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	New Chunks Explored:	230680
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	740239
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crops Grown:	7719	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	966
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.