Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Items Found:	4215	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Items Found:	2246	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Potions Brewed:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3110	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!