Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4660	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8321
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	380087
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	972655
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6244
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	4085	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ores Mined:	1464
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	956056	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	94	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!