Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Emeralds Found:	9433
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ores Mined:	2623
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	250539
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hylex

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars

We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

Skyblock, Survival

Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AngelicMC

KitPvP

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.