Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Survive If Possible

Anarchy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fairy Forest SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DupeBlocks

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

– Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	166	Alien Abductions:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Argentinidad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GODMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MCTantrum

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FTB Direwolf20 Latest

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lapitos Gaclaticraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1523	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RedePike

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

> Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeVanilla

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

:0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MinePixel

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

– Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Farnetworks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Boomercraft.eu

Economy, PvE, Vanilla

Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlutoCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PlutoCraft

Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	160
Players Killed by Monsters:	294	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WatAlca

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Towny

Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!