Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3006

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Love Letters Sent:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	2616

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	6490
Emeralds Found:	211	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	181
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2417
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Towns Built:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Emeralds Found:	3040
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	122
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!