Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Villages Defended:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SchmeckNugget

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you tired of servers that reset their worlds or land claims that inhibit your ability to plunder to your hearts content? Look no further because Schmecknugget is the perfect place for you.

Our survival server never resets, meaning anything you build will remain there forever, allowing you to create masterpieces and have them last a lifetime. We do not make any money from donations because all donations are directly spent on upgrades to our server hardware. This ensures that gameplay is smooth and your creations are safe from crashes.

Schmecknugget is also a PvP-friendly server, where griefing is allowed. However, you must mine every single block by hand if you want to destroy someone else’s creation, as terrain explosive damage is disabled! So go ahead, show off your skills and compete with others in an unforgiving environment.

We have made sure that our server provides a realistic and immersive experience by disabling explosions and not using any land claim or grief prevention plugins. This means you need to be on your guard at all times, as other players could swoop in at any moment to take what is yours.

To make communication more engaging, we use Discord with a plugin that enables proximity voice chat. This allows you to have real-time interactions with other players and form alliances or rivalries with them. Text chat also still works BUT it has a 250 block range limit, the same range as the voice chat has.

So come on over and join our community of like-minded players who are dedicated to creating an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Remember, anything you build will never be deleted, so go ahead and start building your legacy today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TheCrowSMP – Cracked

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CatalystSMP

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

CATALYST SMP – (Forge 1.19.2) ——————————- – A server with Origins, Alex’s Mobs, Parcool, Critters and Companions, and many more mods! – A small community looking for members! – Rules that allow you to have fun! – Accepting custom origins! – Join today! ___________________________

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	755552
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TreasureMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

We’re so happy you’re here, checking out our server that goes great with our thrilling gamemodes. Lifesteal, Survival, and Minigames are all thrillingly combined on the immersive server TreasureMC. Get ready for an incredible journey full of challenges, adventures, and nonstop fun.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MysticalSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

MysticalSkies is a new and upcoming Network! MysticalSkies ultimate goal is to create and revolutionize the server industry. We want to create an interactive environment for players of all ages and skill levels, whether you’re new to the game or consider yourself a pro, we will have fun and interactive challenges for all.

We strive to provide an environment where players of all budgets can benefit and succeed as well, whether you have $0 or $1000, you have a chance to compete completely in every challenge and leaderboard.

We currently offer Survival! We will be offering many more servers in the future so stay tuned and come join us for more news and updates! In our discord we give updates, information, giveaways, sneakpeeks and more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Farms Harvested:	991	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

survival craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Vanilla

this is a new vanilla semi-anarchy server co founded by me and a friend. we started the server with the intention of making a place with no rules deep roots and rich history. we started on 12/21/23 and will continue to develop and build the server from the ground up hopefully forever. we want to encourage new players and build a community that possibly goes outside of anarchy standards. we want this as big as possible. stick around! Ip address : 15.235.118.75:2302. Domain Survivalcraftanarchy.com difficulty:hard Bedrock port:19132 World boarder: vanilla Mods: none Anti cheat: active Version 1.20.2 Server started on 12/21/23 rules: semi-anarchy so minimal rules. we do not ban for hacks or banter. blatant attempts to slow the server ticks will get you banned temporarily. don’t test me , keep the server playable. other then that keep discord clean as possible unless it’s an appropriate channel. have fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StageGaming – NetWork

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

StageGaming is a community focused on the world of video games, where you can find everything from game news, offers, videos, direct and even game servers. You will be able to interact and play with other users through chats or game servers. You will also have the opportunity to play with community content creators and participate in community giveaways with them.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minezilla

LifeSteal, PvP

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

urEarth

Earth, Factions, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re looking to onload new and dedicated players in anticipation for our launch within the coming days, here’s what we’ve got to offer;

– A friendly and dedicated community of members, including staff. 24/7 Support. – Fun and monitored wars to ensure an enjoyable experience. – A variety of plugins that enhance your experience – Vehicles, with no resource-pack required for use. (Drills, Tanks, Helicopters & more) – Fully functioning economy (Auction-house, Market and Bank plugin) & so much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	113	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JTF Adventure

Earth, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

JTF is a community of people who enjoy spending time gaming. Our Minecraft server is a great place to join us to spend leisure time in-game while also enjoying the chance to fight boss monsters and our hosted events!

If you’d like to join us, hop into our Discord and let’s get you set up. We’re looking to add numbers to our playerbase and community. In doing so, we will be looking for future staff members as well!

Our own JTF Adventure Modpack is on Curseforge ready for download and play!

Our main server is currently using ATM9

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sapphire City

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Sapphire City, the ultimate Minecraft destination for adventurers of all ages! Embark on an unforgettable journey in our brand-new survival server, where fun, excitement, and a warm community await you at every turn.

At Sapphire City, we believe that everyone should have an equal chance to thrive and enjoy the game. That’s why we pride ourselves on being a non-pay-to-win server, focusing solely on enhancing the player experience and delivering top-notch gameplay. We’ve carefully handpicked a collection of cool and unique quality-of-life plugins and game modes to make your time with us truly exceptional.

Step into our thriving virtual metropolis and discover a wealth of incredible features designed to captivate your imagination. Engage in thrilling adventures and build your dream home with the help of our robust economy system. Protect your creations with our user-friendly claiming plugins, ensuring that your hard work remains safe and sound.

But that’s not all! Unleash your inner warrior and master the arts of combat with the immersive MCMMO system, allowing you to level up your skills and become a true legend in the realm. Forge your path to success by taking on various Jobs, earning rewards and recognition for your dedication and expertise.

One of the most cherished aspects of Sapphire City is our commitment to creating a family-friendly environment. We welcome players of all ages, fostering a positive and inclusive community where everyone feels at home. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, our friendly staff and dedicated players will be there to lend a helping hand and make your experience truly memorable.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us at Sapphire City, where adventure knows no bounds and friendships are forged. Start your epic journey today and become part of our ever-growing community. Together, we’ll create a Minecraft experience unlike any other.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ZonaMinecraft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to ZonaMinecraft.net, we have many customized modalities to improve the gaming experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JoeCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

feel the taste of adventure on our Survival+RPG+clans or Bedwars or Skyblock or Plots+creative. Server making with passion.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YourMC

Vanilla

Custom jobs, items, enchantments Friendly active community Vast world, endless exploration Recover items with custom death system Powerful kits for success Crate events, epic bounties Regular updates, new content Choose unique custom jobs Custom enchantments for gear Intuitive custom menus Brand new server at YourMC.org Dedicated staff for a smooth experience Start your Minecraft journey with us! Forge friendships, conquer challenges See you in-game on YourMC!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2788	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MulticulMP

Survival

Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.