Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Farms Harvested:	579

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Love Letters Sent:	13
Mines Excavated:	4358	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Animals Bred:	63

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	71	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	290445
Animals Bred:	178	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shroom Mc

Survival, Vanilla

Shroom Mc is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.2. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Shroom Mc!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Odion

Roleplay

This is a modded server. To join, download this technic pack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/duelist-academy-network.1784071/about

Duelist Academy Network is a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX inspired server with most of our current builds based on that era. Were a veteran group of Discord staff, Minecraft server staff, and Yugioh nerds who are there to have a good fun time.

We host regular tournaments, special events, and the occasional seasonal special! Everyone is welcome to express any feedback and the staff regularly meet up to discuss feedback, so all feedback is great to have. Hope you decide to join us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HellFire

LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome, To HellFire IP hellfire.evils.in:25076 to join our server Here you can play lifesteal and pvp bedwars server soon so dont wait join our server and enjoy to play lifesteal and free for all with your friends and more gamemodes soon And this server is java/pe/bedrock you can play with bedrock

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SeafuryMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

A plugin-heavy server aimed at those who want to challenge themselves for survival. Also includes various minigames and PvE options

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.