so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
Crops Grown: 1701 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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