so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
Dragons Tamed: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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